Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

It’s no more complicated than that.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And, two alone.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

They want to finish the job.

And that’s it.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

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